Long faces at Findus

News Bites

Are they just flogging a dead horse, or is there really still mileage in the horse meat story. I guess there will be a few long faces at Findus as this story goes round the track again.

I always thought Findus specialised in frozen fish? So as this story unfolds will we be told that the 'meat' is really sea horse?

The authorities are saying they believe that criminal activity is responsible? So are the criminals using Findus to fence their stolen goods? 

Has it been going on for quite a bit?

I guess poor Findus will be saddled with another crop of horse jokes reining down on them. and will have to harness a heard of spin jockey's to minimise the damage.

Well folks, you know what to do. If you buy locally produced meat you will never have any of these problems will you? 

 
Trainer Talk
Sitting back on my laurels today, feeling good that I am ahead of my goals. 

Visiting a potential new customer today, lets hope the weather is not too bad

Not the Brightest

A couple of blonde men drove into a builders yard. One of them walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”

The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”

The man said, “I’ll go check,” He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”

“Alright. How long do you need them?”

The customer paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check.” After awhile, he returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re building a house.”



Thought for the day


Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.

Tell him the paint is wet and he has to touch it